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January 18, 2009 / Paul

“Mr. President, Your tank just arrived.”

The Colgate ad-worthy Obama (I must meet his dentist), is soon becoming the most powerful man in the known Free World.Big O

Not physically. That title belongs to Mariusz Pudzianowski .

Anyway, pretty soon he’ll make the ironically named, White House his humble abode and start picking out ‘Welcome’ door mats for the front door; or maybe his Rayban wearing, earpiece flaunting, 9-mm piece cloaking and human shield ‘guardians’ could provide essential guidance in the matter.

Because he’s sure got more pressing matters to attend to while he’s occupying the Oval House, and efficient door mat selection apparently isn’t that important.  America’s quite ill health care system, a down-in-the-dumps realty sector, an economy with a bad report card, …yada yada yada and a stinky pile of due environmental-related legislation and promises to fulfill – maybe that’s when Greenpeace finally will stop renting panda costumes to protest in and disrupting  road and sea traffic.

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January 14, 2009 / Paul

Engineeritis – The Indian Infection

Paul’s Crash Course on Real World Definitions (Thanks Wikipedia!):

1. Engineer

An engineer is a person professionally engaged in a field of engineering. Engineers are concerned with developing economical and safe solutions to practical problems, by applying mathematics and engineerscientific knowledge while considering technical constraints.

2. Engineering

Engineering is the discipline and profession of applying technical and scientific knowledge and utilizing natural laws and physical resources in order to design and implement materials, structures, machines, devices, systems, and processes that safely realize a desired objective and meet specified criteria.

Paul’s Crash Course on Indian Definitions:

1. Engineer

A person who knows a lot of stuff. A person to be admired for all that ‘stuff-knowing’. A person who might get a better chance in the world of Indian-arranged marriages and like such. A person who will certainly inherit a great career; ending their money-linked little niggles and not to forget, accomplish his/her dreams and aspirations in life.

2. Engineering

Something which some people in the country prepare real hard for, in high school to secure a chance to study. (By enormous contrast) Something which the majority of this “elite” herd of indiviuals own up large wads of ‘Gandhi paper’ to take up the usually family-forced opportunity.

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January 1, 2009 / Paul

My Dearest Fox

January 1 2009 !!.. :-)

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A brand new year. A brand new post. Brand new calendars to be bought. A brand new Browser to use.

Huh? What was the last one again?.. No, that wasn’t a typo. B R O W S E R most indeed.

The infamous Internet Explorer from BIG daddy Microsoft® must have rung a bell the second you read that bold text.

You know IE6. That innocent looking tool you use to check your mail, read the news,  book tickets, scan match scores, allow evil dudes to take control over your PC, allow your private data to be accessed more frequently that the local teashop down the road, get your browser start page hijacked, allow hassle-free installs of any form of mal-ware/ad-ware/spy-ware/scare-ware, reach the 1000 mark on your IE-crash counter, and other similar fun activities.

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December 31, 2008 / Paul

New Year Wishes

2009

2008. What a year. We’ve seen more than a few bad stuff happen.

Economies in recession. Countries at war. Earth’s getting even sicker. Children even hungrier. Hope is what keeps us humanoids going.

Lets pray for a better 2009 with more stuff to be ” :D ” about.

One New year resolution for all – To conquer Evil with Love.

Here’s me wishing all readers and their families a cheerful, prosperous, safe and happy 2009.

Cheers and Best Wishes. :D

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